10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water