10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- im going to 2 out you to death
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."