10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-