10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.