10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)