10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.