10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "No river, no fish."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.