10 Random Poker Quotes

I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
if u play for the thrill u are ill
I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
Why not, when some because there are three.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson