10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."