10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
"No river, no fish."
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)