10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson