10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is for loners.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"