10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Fish don't eat Nutz!