10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.