10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters