10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger