10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim