10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.