10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "No river, no fish."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio