10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• It's Free To Fold...
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.