10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05