10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare