10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it