10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is for loners.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe