10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright