10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson