10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "No river, no fish."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm