10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim