10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.