10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- It's Free To Fold...
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?