10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Fold and live to fold again
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.