10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd