10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger