10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.