10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek