10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.