10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers