10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus