10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!