10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson