10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)