10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts