10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• in the poker game of life women are the rake