10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is for loners.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.