10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright