10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones