10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.