10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• It's Free To Fold...
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "No river, no fish."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die