10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson