10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-